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Manny Villar hitting two birds w/ one mudsling

Let's say that NP or Villar didn't come up with these black props. But Manny Villar gets more benefit with the scenario. Why? One, of course it attacks his closest nemesis Noynoy Aquino. Two, Villar portrays that he's the victim of the situation and appeals to be like an underdog. That's so phony.

I've read an article yesterday in which Villar said that his only way to match Noynoy's popularity brought about by Kris Aquino's strong media presence is to have bunch of ads. That's a lame excuse. Why? He has Willie Revillame and Manny Pacquiao endorsing him. That's just enough to match media presence as both these two endorsers are obvoiusly very popular.

Ponder on this. As a sports fan, I've somehow associated Villar and Aquino to be like Pacquiao and Mayweather Jr. That is Pacquiao is Aquino and Villar is Mayweather (only Pacquiao is really on Villar's side.) And why did I say so? Because like Mayweather who insists on Pacquiao to undergo drug test, Villar, though not directly insisting, wants a psychiatry evaluation.

Filipnos, be wise enough not to be persuaded or worse, fooled by politicians' ads and strategies. Vote wisely!

Killing Me Softly

Isang nakakabagot na gabi nang magka-chat kame ng “nightmare” ko daw na kaibigan. Napag usapan namen ang isang napaka walang kwentang bagay. Ito ay marahil epekto ng kung anu-anong bagay sa aming paligid kaya nakaisip kame ng ganito ka-brutal na senaryo o kaganapan.


Kaming dalawa ay nagkasundo sa kung paano ang sa tingin namen worst or most excruciating torture ang maaari naming gawin sa isang nilalang. Isipin na lang natin na gagawin natin ito sa isang tao that would represent all jerks/assholes/jackass/suckers in this world o kahit ano pa mang pwedeng itawag sa nakakasuklam na nilalang na iyon.

“hmmm….panu kya makasakit ng tao?...”, tanong ng aking kaibigan.

1. Itatali sa puno na mayroong sobrang dameng langgam. Yung langgam halos kasing laki ng ipis. Napanood ko na ‘to dati sa Discovery Channel. Isa nga ‘tong ritwal sa isang bansa sa Africa.

2. Ipupull yung hair ng maluffet hanggang maRip yung buong scalp skin nya.

3. Bubuhusan ng asido ang sugat niya. Bubuhusan din ng alcohol. Paghaluin na lang ang alcohol at asido bago ibuhos sa sugat.

4. Sunugin ang mata niya. Yung dahan dahan lang.

“Sobrang torture naman yun siguro”, sabi ko sa kaibigan ko. “Dapat hindi mamatay ang tao ah. Dapat maramdaman lang nya ang pain.”
“Kaya nga dahan dahan lang eh”.


5. We’ll cut his skin open.

6. Lalagyan ng sari-saring biting insects.

7. Then tatahiin ulit.

8. Papakainin ng tae. (Trademark daw yun sa lahat ng victims.)

9. Tatanggalin yung mga kuko using pliers.

10. Dudukutin na yung sinunog na mata tapos ipakain sa aso.

11. Martilyuhin ang ipin nya.

12. Syempre yung dila. Pasuin tapos i-grind. Ihahalo daw pala ito sa taeng ipapakain sa kanya.

“We are a genius!..wahaha!”

13. I-twist yung paa nya.

14. Syempre it wouldn’t be complete without the bone breaking. Pagkatapos baliin, ibabalik sa dati. I-twist ng 360 degrees.

15. Let’s burn him alive. Pero slowly lang naman.

At dito natapos ang napakawalang kwentang usapan. Ito ang mga paraan na aming naisip kung paano mang-torture ng isang tao that would represent all jerks/assholes/jackass/suckers in this world o kahit ano pa mang pwedeng itawag sa nakakasuklam na nilalang na iyon.

Ito lang ang napagkasunduan namen. Pero dahil sa ipinabasa ko muna ito sa tito kong mahilig din manood ng gory films like “Saw, Hostel, Wrong Turn, Final Destination, etc., siya ay nag suggest din ng iba pang paraan. And I think these deserve to be included here. At ito ang kanyang mga suhestyon.

1. Lagyan ng sili ang mga mata.

2. Hiwain ang balat ng blade tapos patakan ng kalamansi.

3. Ipitin ang mga daliri sa pinto.

4. Patakan ang butas ng tenga ng natutunaw na kandila.

5. Painumin ng maraming tubig hanggan sa lumobo ang tyan at pagkatapos i-pressure and belly portion hanggan sa isuka ang nainom na tubig.

6. Paper cut sa bibig.

7. Sipitin ang nipples.

8. Painumin ng kumukulong tubig.

9. Tahiin hanggang magdikit ang lips.

10. Itapat ang magnifying glass sa araw tapos itutok sa mata.

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This is a re-post from my multiply blog.

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